Dear Dave,

You are so bitter and full of vitriol. It’s all pretty senseless and rather unbecoming of you. And, really, a parody? Is that the best you can do? Parodies are for Mad Magazine. You’re better than that. Stop wasting time with piss-poor parodies, and get back to writing what you love (and, frankly, is the only thing you are particularly good at): hate-mongering propaganda. There isn’t enough decent mongering of any kind in the literary scene anymore. Now sit down and pound out some good monger, will you? Monger! Monger!

Insincerely,
Blog

~ by davenewworld on July 2, 2008.